My name’s Helena and I have a shitty blog. I’m a native and resident of Southern California, human mutt, egalitarian feminist, agnostic, dog person, night owl, taxpayer, latent gymgoer, and queer lady. My favorite color is rainbow and I am endlessly fascinated by makeup, science, the English language, music, and body modification. I have studied chemistry and biology (for fun) and esthetics (for business) at a community college from which I never plan graduating. When I don’t update this site, it’s not because I’m dead, it’s because I’m depressed and might as well be.