My name’s Helena and I have a shitty blog. I’m a native and resident of Southern California, human mutt, egalitarian feminist, agnostic, dog person, night owl, taxpayer, latent gymgoer, and queer lady. My favorite color is rainbow and I am endlessly fascinated by makeup, science, the English language, music, and body modification. I have studied chemistry and biology (for fun) and esthetics (for business) at a community college from which I never plan graduating. When I don’t update this site, it’s not because I’m dead, it’s because I’m depressed and might as well be.
The typefaces used in my header are Day Roman and Shit Happens.
Cockamamied 
I’m going to jock your sentences. I’m too lazy to describe myself in my own ‘about me’ so I just put that I’m a loser and have no friends.
Ha ha, thanks for letting me know. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little introversion!